On Behalf of the Officers and Crew of the Gunstar Trireme,First Escort of the Raven Battle Group,I would like to extend Wishes to Everyone for a safe and Happy Holiday and a most Prosperous New Year!
This Saturday Evening,we are expecting Heavy DRADIS Traffic in Anticipation of what is described as A Red Raptor pulled by nine Reindeer,and Piloted by a Jolly Fat Man with a White Beard:
As A Precaution, We will be Actively Scanning for Cylon IFF Devices.
So,Rudolph,with your nose so bright,be careful you Don't Send out the Wrong Signal! it would be tragic to have A Ship-to-Ship Missile Sent your way by Accident!