I'm sure there were some out there who watched the debate tonight...you have heard from Obama....you have heard from Romney...you will hear from them again...& you will hear from Ryan & Biden...some people vote Republican, some people vote Democrat...but have you looked at voting Battlestar?
Our hats are in the ring!
If elected I pledge to appoint Richard Hatch Secretary of State, Tricia Helfer secretary of Lingerie & I will ask that Mary McDonnell play me in the movie adaptation...hey they did it with Starbuck so why the frak not?
A Viper in every garage, a Daggit in every pot!
A peace conference with the Cylons...yes, I will take the fleet to a place that they choose and make sure I take every ship with me, leaving the Colonies defenseless AND power down all their defense systems to appear non-threatening to our Cylon friends!....ok, scratch all that....
I will add Edward James Olmos to Mt. Rushmore!
Ambrosia will become the national drink!
Stu Phillips & Bear McCreary will be commissioned to write a new national anthem based on the Nightrider theme!
I will let James Callis walk around the Pentagon and take as many pictures as he wants of super secret stuff and give all the security codes to Tricia Helfer (it's ok, she'll be Secretary of Lingerie anyway, so she'll give them back!)...
I will enforce a no-mushie ban in public eateries!
Last but not least, I will allow Noah Hathaway to confiscate all existing copies of Neverending Story & re-sell them at $50 a pop!
Vote Battlestar Galactica!
So Say We All!
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Count My Vote As Well; No Chards,And i Know You Guys WON'T Kill Big Bird!( Unless He's Proven To Be a Cylon!)
I'll vote for that!