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EASY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS:

Gain weight from Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years celebrations and leftovers.

Read less, watch more TV.

Procrastinate more.

Do less laundry use more deodorant.

Save the environment by conserving water...Bathing, shaving, and personal grooming are far over rated anyway.  Use more Cologne.

Spend less time in the past and more time worrying about the future.

Stop thinking up new, creative, secure passwords, and stick with "Password."

Refuse to read manuals, just wing it on my own. Don't worry about spare parts.

Don't ask for directions or advice.

When in doubt, ask my self what Homer Simpson would do.

Happy New Year, Good Hunting To All, And To All A Good Fight!

:o)

John David Feagin